hahaha? no(x
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Anonymous asked: why you so fine girl????? wanna marry me still? :* |
- boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
- girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didn’t know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you, female God!”
(Source: hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles)
